I was thinking more along the lines of having someone hold you
down while we crack your knuckles repeatedly for an hour or two.
Of course, we'd be open to suggestions from any of the
attendees, and I'm sure many people would be able to think of
better ideas than I. Caustic substances applied to fingertips
comes to mind, as do Krazy Glue and push-pins.
Actually, worse yet, we could just force you to use an OS
without memory protection for an ENTIRE DAY.
Geez, who cares about the satellite any more? I just hope it's
cloudy, so we can take Paul on!
> On Fri, 8 Mar 1996, Walter Korman wrote:
>
> > This'll be great. Even if the sky isn't clear, we can have a
> > great time punishing Paul for his mistake! When I get
> > through with him, he won't be able to type for days...
>
> What are you going to do, stress my tendons? I picture geek toughs
> (oxymoron?) showing up to threaten me. "Hey buddy... you like those
> fingers, yes? Pay Mr. Big or we'll bend 'em back real far, and it will
> cause you irritation while composing email."
>
> -PSP
>
